SEX INSTRUSCTOR

I was driving back home when I saw this... "SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE" at first I thought its quite interesting.. and a bit farnee.. but after reading it for a few times I think a bit offensive... after seeing the driver disgusting.... This teach me that in everthing we have to think and see twice (or more) before we really know the answer to everthing.. everytime you think or see the same thing will give you different opinion and answer...

Golf

When to the Sembawang Country Club today to find Dionna who is playing golf there.. To me it always seems like so easy to play golf.. at least it look easy.. all u have to do is swing and hit the ball... But the fact is that its so difficult~! I think my position looks farnee too.. after a few swing (really swing lor cos i just swinging there without hitting the ball trying to get the position right) I am so tired.. I think it really is a good exercise... few swings I sweating le.. imagine if I have to hit 100 balls! Think I will have to practise more first... (Ya I wear slippers to play golf.. so wat?! Next time then i wear track shoes la... I got bring but lazy to change.. can a not..)

See.... people who know how to play got better position.. look nice too... (better outfit too and of cos not wearing slippers.. wear slippers also never mind mah~)

Maybe I will give it a try for a few time first.. If I like it maybe I will hire a instructor.. liew my shoulder is aching from all the swings... :(

Swarovski

My first Swarovski Crystal Pendant...

Its in a shape of a cat.. I am an animal lover... so I like it a lot.. would be better if its a dog.. Anyway its a whole lot better then those my "Babe" bought for "Nic".. all so orbit.... I realise that most Swarovski Crystal pendant comes with leather string.. wouldn't it be nicer if it comes with just silver necklace? i think I prefer silver necklace.. cos I can wear it while I am bathing.. save the time of taking it off.. On leather string.. I have no choice but to take it off every time I bath.. or else the sting will become smelly sooner or later.. I thought of taking the pendant out and replace it with my white gold necklace.. but the ring on the pendant is too small to take out of the leather string.. If I really wan to take it out I have to spoil the leather necklace.. which is actually quite nice.. So I think I just have to take it out everyday... Haizzz... Nothing is perfect...

Saw something weird yesterday...

So out of curiosity (which kills the cat.. and going to kill me) I tried messaging the text on the human advert.... I got a reply telling me its not the right ad tag that i message.. I go to the website.. it didn't tell me much about this ad tag thing also.. I wonder what the whole thing is about.. whoever doing this is really good cos I am so curious I keep thinking about it.. anyone knows anything about this please let me know... and I really want to kill whoever who thought of this!!

Sunday~

Today keep raining non stop.. actually wanted to just stay home to slack.. but my irritating father is going crazy over a newspaper that was not bought yesterday.. cos of him I have to go out to find the newspaper.. lucky for me.. My boyfriend got the paper.. So I meet him for dinner..

Stop by at Caltex to fill up the tank and bought something worth buying...
Only $9.90 for twelve packets of Ribena~! What a buy! One packet of this is selling more then a dollar outside... Think tomorrow drop by to buy some more..

After dinner we went for a walk.. Since we are out might as well loiter around.. We decided to head for the new AMK HDB Hub.. nothing much there just some shop selling normal stuff.. i bought 2 jackets for my work use...

$19 only

$24

I wonder why the nicer ones are cheaper.. doesn't make sense..

The cinema from the out side is nothing fantastic also.. what interest me is the arcade.. you can find aunties and uncles sitting around this machine.. the machine has full of sweets and they have to scope the sweets to drop it on a platform that will push the sweets out.. and when the sweets drop out.. if it hit the checker you have a go for the jackpot.. which if you win will have a soft toy.. and its not easy at all.. and each time u scope the sweets you are paying a dollar... so expensive~! Imagine I use ten dollar I can buy a lot of packets of menthols can eat till lao sai~ and they are throwing money in that machine for that soft toy.. I think they can buy more soft toy with that money... I think during my free time I shall try to invent something to cheat all these people.. I just need everyone to give me a dollar.. then i will be millionaire...

Think Singapore is too boring that is why those people rather sit around this stupid machine to waste their time and money away... I hope that when I am old I will not do such stupid stuff... I rather sit around the table to win more money.. Anyway Mahjong is good for the brain too..

It's Been Awhile...

Its been awhile since I blog... I think I don't have much interesting things in life to talk about.. other then gossiping and bitching around... So I think I start with bitching about my colleagues.. haha..since its my colleague who inspire me hehe..


Ok lets start from my clinic executive first...










Lee Worn Jiun aka Miss Vain Pot that is what I call her... She can dress so nicely every day to work.. even my friends can't believe she dress so well to work everyday.. (maybe they compared her with my dressing?hehe) talk like a very womanly woman but actually she is a horny bitch... wahahaha... that is what I like about her.. we can bitch around together... nice friend to have as colleague also... hope to be friends too even if we go separate ways along the road...(hehehe you thought i don't have your pictures lei.. wahaha)








This is my second Clinic Executive the one sitting on the comfy chair.. (pic quite blur will try to take a new one)

I call her Nolene aka The Glutton cos she can really eat... whatever you offer her she can eat.. (of cos other then those human disposable items) You will find most of her time eating.. Surprisingly she is not fat at all??!!! Where does all the food goes???!! It is either she got worms or her bowel power very good! She always sound so naive and innocent.. I wonder if she really is a virgin???!!! hehehee...

Now the PSAs

The two old woman of our clinic.. the historical personal of MPP think they wasted 30 over years serving the republic of MP.. (feel so sad for them..)



The one on the left is Aton aka Mummy.. She is a noisy old woman who nags all day.. even when she is alone she can talk to herself.. how amazing right? She can even nag to herself! if there is a competition in nagging or woman who talk non stop.. I will definitely bet my whole life property on her! When she not around it will be quite obvious cos we can feel the serenity around the MRO.. At first I think she don't know me well but now she know how to approach me better.. cos she know I eat soft don't eat hard one.. wahahaa.. Cos she kanna the hard one back before.. hehe.. She is a nice lady la.. quite motherly also.. feel kinda nice with her around...




Now the one on the right... Jamilah aka Pervertive old hag... this old woman always like to throw her seniority around.. and always like to pretend to be soooo very busy (busy talking)... her action is sooo slow.. you always wonder what the hell she is doing.. she can touch someting for like 5.. nono.. 15 mins or more but nothing done... when ever talk about those sexual stuff she will be so in to it.. I think something is wrong somewhere with her.. and she can always talked like she is such a saint... puke* I think I can complain about her forever man....






Rogini Devi aka Blur Queen.. I don't have her picture but will try to get it asap... Other then blur I don't know what to say about her... sometimes she do blur stuff that is so funny.. but she is a nice person too.. in a way or another...









Liana..( the one on the right obviously... do i look like a Malay??)Don't have much things to say about her.. cos we seldom interact.. other then i cut her fringe today and tied her hair before... but rumours has it that she has a knife with her... so be careful... hehehe... she STABS! But no worries.. I am not scare of stabbing.. cos I am so adorable.. hehehe...and bo chap too.. :p








Fazlin aka Cute Blur Princess (too young to be called Queen right???!!) look at her you know she is very adorable..(just like me!) and blur too.. imagine she don't know how to go home from the work place and don't know how to come to work from her home.. she is always lost some where.. dun even know how to take the MRT... I think she just migrate here from MARS... but she is aways funny in a way or another.. can never get enough from her.. today she just electrocuted me.. haizz.. but she is also a real beauty when she puts on makeup... her lucky husband... I like her she is like a younger sister to me.. so cute...







Next in line is me!








Of cos as you can see.. I am simply adorable and vivacious.. what else... wahahahaa

I think that's all for the bitching today.. still got a lot to bitch about.. will continue some other days.. kinda tired bitching around for now.. will just lay back and watch CSI...