Dog's Life Man~: September 2007

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Interesting songs

Was surfing the web of steven lim and found this nice song.. the singer (Ming Zhi) is ban from malaysia.. poor thing hor.. ban by his own country.. wat he sing is quite true wat.. hehe.. ur enjoy..

And i got a clip of steven lim also.. haha.. he is really brave lor.. have this on the web.. ur can find more disgusting clip of him in youtube... oh and the one he talk abt xiaxue.. he sound so childish.. he is erxin wat..(anyway i think chicken pie is a good word to use.. hahaha)

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Pissed!

I am so very angry today! cos this stupid old man spoil my mood!
I was working as usual.. and this old man appear..
"hello.." after one second i looked up.. "yes.. can i help u?"(i say in mandarin la.. the whole conversation is in mandarin ..other then uncle auntie and hello..) "Y u ignore me??!!" (the stupid old man trying to find trouble.. "I never ignore u i am acknowledging u now.." "i say hello a lot of times already!" "I only heard one hello then i acknowledge u already.. anyway never mind.. (trying not to find trouble) uncle can i help u?" "Y U CALL ME UNCLE? U THOUGHT U VERY YOUNG IS IT.. U AUNTIE AR.. LAO AUNTIE AR..!!" (i was pissed!! but i try not to create any trouble..) "ok lor.. handsome how can i help u?" he was calm after hearing the word handsome.. "Is doctor Lim working today?" "She is not in today.." "Then when will she be in?" "I am not sure.. she is on leave.. uncle y not u call to check next week.." (oppsss i said the word again..) "Y U CALL ME UNCLE!! U THOUGHT U VERY YOUNG IS IT.. U AUNTIE AR.. U LAO AUNTIE!! U R SO RUDE!" (i am extremely pissed this time..cos i am trying very hard not to create trouble and he still irritate me) "y i cannot call u uncle? u at least more then 40 yrs old liao (in my heart i wanted to say more then 50 yrs old) and i am so much younger then u.. u r old enough to be my uncle liao wat!!" "U R SO RUDE U AUNTIE.. Y ABOVE 40 THEN MUST CALL UNCLE.. BLA BLA BLA... " juz then our nursing manager and CE approach him and bring him somewhere to counsel him.. ya he really need counselling.. no he must see any doctor cannot wait for doctor Lim liao.. cos he must be blind or something wrong in his head!!
Wat is wrong with people nowadays.. I am courteous enough to call him uncle and he can juz scold me for that??!!! I mean if u dun like people to call u uncle u can juz say it in a very nice way wat.. if a young boy call me auntie i will not scold him for calling me that cos i am a lot older.. the most i will juz tell him "dun call till so old la.. call me jie jie la" that old man he himself is soooo rude.. chao chee bye.. must be haven married then menopause no one to fuck then the lan jiao cannot stand liao.. so go out and anyhow fuck people with his pathetic mouth... imagine he so old till when he talk his slagging skin on his face is shaking..

uncle uncle la.. so old liao wan to act young.. act young also never mind.. so rude still say people rude.. i call him handsome i wan to puke liao ar.. dun call him uncle then call him wat.. call him ah pek ar... old until can be my father liao.. we so used to call them all uncle and aunties mah.. call sir and madam like so formal.. the more i think the more angry i am.. he is a "FUCKING KAN NI NE A CHAO CHEE BYE!!!
Two more yrs he will look like this....

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THE FUCKING CHAO CHEE BYE!!!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Picture Editor

Due to good response here is more pics...
Our most talkative Senior PSA...

Our most blur and cute Lin...

Our most loved CE.. (kekeke.. write bad thing abt her scare her angry so write "most loved" hahaha..)

This is meant to be a joke la.. no personal attack or wat so ever.. hee..

Juz having fun with all the pics.. so any offence.. pai seh lor.. hahahah..

What is your mission in life..

Have u ever wonder wat u wan in life?? I realise i dun know wat i wan in life.. kinda sad to know that.. wat do i wan??? maybe i juz wan to turn back time.. (impossible lor stupid lei..) Today meet my didi for lunch.. seeing him reminds me of my younger days.. how i really enjoy myself.. being childish and naive.. trouble free.. i feel that i missed out a lot of things in life during that age.. if i can go back i can do so much more... but there is frens who i still wan to meet.. those that sparks up my life.. those that r still my frens..

Dionna say maybe i juz wan to be married.. but is marriage everything? then if i am really married wat then? if u have children wat then? if u really think hard enough.. wat do u really wan in life? wat is ur purpose in this life? (dun say i think too much hor..)

maybe u will realise that u too dun know wat u wan in life.. everyday work go home work go home.. (sometimes go out with frens..) (buey sian meh??) but wat is the real purpose in life? sorry to wake ur up from ur dreams.. but wat purpose do u serve in life??? y r u born in this world? y do u live and die? when u die will u really know wat is ur real mission in life?

Today went for the CARE awareness seminar.. they talk abt the Tsunami.. showed pictures of the dead..

and said how some of them is planning to depart on the same day the Tsunami happened.. and some of the families who never go holiday on Christmas and it happened they went that yr... and how a mother seeking for her daughter in the pile of mass destruction.. (u can never imagine how mighty a natural destruction can be.. neither do i..) how sad can it be!!??.. after listening to it i feel like the tears r going to flow out of my eyes and my heart aches for them..(of cos i never cry la.. so many people there and i went alone ok..) i start to wonder y it happen? wat is their purpose of life? and have they complete their mission in life? or they r juz simply suay???
So wat is ur purpose in life?(if anyone got any fucking idea pls tell me hor...)

School

Today is my second day of school.. so long never go school liao.. Surprisingly i am quite into it.. remember last time i go school all i do is sleep, gossip with classmates, irritate teachers and being an ah lian..(i actually enjoy doing that a lot.. how i wish i could go back to my seconday school years.. *sob*) now i go school i never sleep lei.. and i am not sleepy at all.. hehehe.. Now my company is sending me to a course as a CARE officer.. haha..surprisingly i am eligible for the course.. hehehe.. imagine me giving psychological and emotional support for those who r traumatise or in stress.. hahaa.. cannot imagine that.. think i will juz slap them to calm them down.. muahahaha... i have become a CARE Bear.. hehe..

Anyway.. personally i think i am a very sentimental, kind, caring, emotional, loving and most importantly compassionate person la.. hahahahahhaa... (dun act puke hor.. deeply in ur heart ur know i am like that hor.. hehehe..)

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Picture Editor Again

I think i enjoy editing the pics so much.. think there will be more to come..
This is dedicated to my beloved Lighter....

this is sooo cute...

Greedy ger.. as usual.. everything also wan... "Sai ai mai?"..

She look so sweet with the ribbon.. now then she looks like a ger...

This one must show Lin.. hehehe.. cos its her photo with her "Sister".. haha

Thought u never face me then i cannot write abt u right?? hahahaa.. u r wrong.. hehe.. oppsss.. the ger behind look so "ba ba".. haha..

Zhong Qiu Jie

Its the day of the yr again.. the day to burn lantern~ yeah!!

This yr we went to Punggol Park to burn lantern.. Babe, Nic with gia, Cher, Lao Cha Bo, Roy, Amanda, Jo and Max were all there.. The mooncake this yr is nice.. but the egg tarts not as good as before..and gia has become more chubby and aggrasive.. haha...
Picture of the moon tonight...

My atistic work..

Playing with candles..

When the luminous light sitck is out.. we r also out of our mind.. hehe... Babe look juz like a buddah...

Babe's pendant look sooooo nice on him...

I and Lao Cha Bo did a fashion walk too.. hehe... for the luminous hair accessories pte ltd.. kekekee..

Ur must be wondering y no photo of burning lanterns.. cos when the lantern burn.. i was too excited watching it instead of capturing it.. hahaaha... its so nice when it burn by itself.. from the tree.. hehehe...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Picture Editor

Was playing with my phone then i realise it has this function of editing pictures.. (use for more then few months liao then know lor..) so since nothing to do i decided to edit a few pics..

Very cute right? ( i mean Derek Koh.. hehe..)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Gone in 120 mins

My babe wrote something about wat will u wan to do when u know that u r going to die 2 hrs later...
(http://doggoespunk.blogspot.com/2007/09/gone-in-120-mins.html)
Actually I dun know wat I will do.. maybe i will juz sit there and stare into space... cos 120min u can do nothing much.. imagine u drive back to home already take u around 30mins u left with only 90mins..then if u go home no one is at home u have to call them back by the time they all come back maybe u still have 60 min.. but after thinking.. y u need to call them back for???? (I rather call my work place and scold everybody that i dislike...hohoooho.. And scold those people who dun appreciate me and tell them now they wan to appreciate also cannot liao.. hehe )

think i rather spent time in the hospital and write a letter to all of my family and frens and mail them the letter.. then i juz die in the hospital better... since after i die they still have to sent me back to the hospital mortuary... can save on the transport fee... really think there is nothing much to do with 120mins.. maybe a quickie before i die.. haha... anyway the doctor also very CB la.. left with 120min then tell him.. hehe..

I cannot really remember most of my dreams expect for the triplets one that is very vivid to me... cos i really feel so sad so very sad till i think its real... i dreamt that i had triplets and all of them r boys!!! if i pregnant i got one boy i very sad already.. (one only throw in dustbin maybe no one will notice..) imagine i got triplets and all of them r boys!! (CB how to throw three together???!!!!) that is the saddest dream i ever dreamt.. so wat is 120 mins.. triplets that r all boys r more scary ok.. if u got 120 mins left its not so bad.. cos u juz make use of the 120 mins.. but triplets that r all boys???!!! u have to spent ur life with them..!!! think i rather have 120 mins left if i have them...
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

L.S.

Ur must be wondering wat is L.S... L.S. is lau sai lor.. hahaha.. All this happen when i go to my colleague's house.. Lin....

i sent her back one day to sengkang.. since i going to hougang.. she invited me to her house..( never go before so go see see look look lor...) once she open her door i juz stare at the curtain.. i like the curtain so much.. the colour so nice!

her house is nice too.. and very windy.. feel like sleeping on her sofa...

than she pour me a glass of mango juice.. after taking a sip.. i find that its very sour.. i ask Lin if it is spoiled she say its not expired yet.. then i took another slip.. its so acidic sour.. then i ask her again.. she say if i think its spoiled better dun drink..(ur must be thinking y she dun drink right? she cannot drink cos its puasa) then she poured me a glass of rose syrup.. then i tell her tonight when she can eat better try to see if its spoiled.. next day I L.S... when i came to work i ask Lin if she tried the juice.. she say she never but she ask her husband to try and its really spoiled and her husband also L.S in the morning.. haha..she so clever ask her husband to try.. then the whole day i was like a garbage truck.. keep farting non stop.. and its not like those tiny fart lor.. its those big rotten eggs fart.. hahaha.. imagine i fart while walking to the back of the clinic.. when i walk one round back to the front i can still smell the fart.. hahaha... I told all my colleague i am farting big... hahaha... i cannot even stand the smell myself.. kekeke..

at night i decided to buy a packet of charcoal.. (cos i cannot fucking stand the smell any longer la...) after eating the medicine.. its a lot better.. i always think charcoal makes wonders when ever i L.S... hehehe...

Loyang Tua Pek Kong

Go chill with Dionna at domus cafe.. we had this blackberry cheese cake.. very nice.. hee... and ice cream holick.. nice too... after that we go Loyang Tua Pek Kong to pray pray.. it has moved from the seaside to roadside..

while i lighting up the joss stick it start to burn so i flip it.. haha.. and dun know y the top broke off and fly in to dionna's t shirt.. hehehe.. then in the end it burn some holes in her Ts and burn her chee bye.. hahaha.. actually is somewhere near her CB la.. kekeke.. next day she tell me the scar became a "F".. hehehe.. so I tell her the god bless her with good Fuck and Fetility.. hehehe...

Cuddley R.T

I got my tiny mr R.T..!! Of cos its a gift from mr R.T himself... it comes in a very cute box... u can add accessories to it.. but i prefer it nude.. hehehe.. cos R.T got patches around its body.. i like it juz the way it is..

With a cert....

It has a tag.. saying the cost of the bear ONLY $1 will be donated to the sickly children around the world.. wat can $1 do to children around the world.. they should maybe donate at least $5 lor.. if they selling food then maybe 10 cents will do.. cos a lot of people will buy food.. but soft toy.. not all buy wat... full of shit lei...

So adorable and cuddley...
I cuddle with it every night.. it talks too.. hehehe.. its alive!! hahaha...
My mr R.T.

Chermaine's Birthday!

We went to K Garden to celebrate Cher's Birthday.. since its a last min thing only some were invited.. the uninvited were there too!(Xiao Qiang lor!) Think the night ended too early cos they close at around one plus...haizzzz... never mind.. Cher's hen's night is coming soon.. I believe we will have lots of fun celebrating her last weekend as a single before she falls into the abyss of the loving coffin~ hehehe...